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Im so glad that we did not need to put Angela Lansbury into the bin of bad celebrities offering terrible diet and exercise advice. Sure, her Positive Moves was far from perfect, but she wasnt shilling dangerous advice a la so many other celebrities and influencers. Ill admit it wasnt until Maintenance Phase told me Lansbury had a diet book that I even knew one existed, but the same could be said about any number of celebrity/influencer diet books mentioned on the outstanding podcast. As it turns out, there will never be too many such books for fans of Maintenance Phase.
Hosted by Michael Hobbes and Aubrey Gordon, author of the bookWhat We Dont Talk About When We Talk About Fat, Maintenance Phase is biweekly podcast tackles topics on health and wellness. This is a fat positive show, and it seeks to shed light on things that are or once were trendy in weight loss, health, and diet culture. Hobbes and Gordon have incredible chemistry and manage to talk through big, heavy topics without interrupting or undermining each other. In addition to the big topics they delve into things such as the Presidential Fitness Test, protein as a cure-all, the BMI one of the recurring features on the show is a deep dive into a celebrity wellness book. Of course, Goop has made an appearance, as has the above-mentioned Lansbury, but so has Ed McMahon and the deep dive into Marianne Williamson is a must-listen for anyone who found themself unable to stop watching the LuLaRich docuseries. Im not usually one who loves book clublike episodes of podcasts, but it absolutely works for Maintenance Phase, as Hobbes and Gordon do such a fantastic job of going in with an eye toward quackery, toward debunked myths of health and wellness, and, maybe as importantly, with the desire to ridicule diet culture while also offering space for levity among the absurdity.
Itd be easy to pull together a roundup of books like Maintenance Phase. Were finally in an era of fat positive and body positive books, including one by Gordon. But whats more in the spirit of the podcast than instead a roundup of some of the ridiculous, out of touch, and weird celebrity diet books that exist? Some of these would make for outstanding show fodder, and they make for a great reminder to readers more broadly that just because someone has a platform or is a celebrity, that doesnt make them knowledgable in any way, shape, or form about health, wellness, diet, or exercise. They are instead a reminder of how pervasive and destructive diet culture is, as well as the trends which inspired generations of poor advice (think: the ways fake sugar were held up as superior to real sugar, for example, or the ways that grapefruit or extremely limited caloric intake were heralded as the solution to weight loss).
Dieting and health are as individual as we all are, and no matter what advice is given, its never one-size-fits-all, nor should it be. Our bodies are our own, and we can choose to live in our bodies in whatever way we wish. Diet culture and exercise culture can be toxic, and theyre both deeply representative of the culture and milieu from which theyre developed. This will become apparent quickly with the below titles, but its worth emphasizing that if celebrities can make up anything they want related to health or wellness, so can anyone else, with or without any actual credentials to do so. Remember that even celebrities known for their athleticism or fitness dont tell the whole truth you may, as the saying goes, have the same number of hours in a day as Beyonc, but you likely dont have access to the same resources, money, and hired help she does.
Itll come as little surprise that these books are primarily by white authors for all of the reasons youd expect. But perhaps, in this particular case, thats a sigh of relief.
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Im having such a hard time grappling with the fact that in the 80s, it was well-publicized how fat Elizabeth Taylor got during her marriage to John Warner in the 70s. And indeed, fat Elizabeth Taylor was 180 pounds and ridiculed widely in the media so in her 40s, she decided it was time to stop comfort eating (and drinking) and dropped down to, as she claims, 122 pounds.
This book is about how she did it, including diet plans that include how to prepare ones breakfast coffee, and indeed, it leaves plenty of room for the opportunity to pig out as necessary. As Maya Sinha describes in a humorous 2020 Saturday Evening Post article, much of the diet advice is a relic of 80s food culture, and it sounds to me exactly like the kind of book that helped generations of people fall into destructive eating habits (not to mention, 180 pounds is only 10 pounds heavier than what the CDC notes as the average weight for American women).
Whom among us hasnt woken up one morning and decided that we needed to wear designer clothing and in order to do so, we needed to drop 80 pounds? It should come as no surprise, then, after the acclaimed designer dropped those 80 pounds, hed share his secrets in a book. This book came with a pull out poster that offered foods that were recommended, those which were off limits, which were to be approached with caution, with a bonus opportunity to indulge in some red wine (its fashion, baby).
Among the foods to be avoided? Cherries. Prunes. Lentils. Lagerfeld, who lost 90-some pounds in 13 months, was grateful certain soda companies produced diet products since those were a chance for him to indulge after giving up his beloved chocolate ice cream.
It likely comes as little surprise that Lagerfeld was a white supremacist who demeaned models and other industry folks for being too fat during his career. He hated women and immigrants, and its not really shocking to see the line between toxicity in diet culture and toxicity in thought more broadly.
If the authors name doesnt ring a bell, know she was a tremendous influencer on culture for decades as the Editor-in-Chief of Cosmopolitan from 1965 until 1997. Her book was a tremendous bestseller and offered advice to young women that was simultaneously feminist and about as far away from feminist as possible, and it was this tension that made it the kind of book so many picked up and talked about in the 60s.
One chapter in the book details the ways a woman should maintain her physique. Advice included sexercise, but more controversially, the eggs and wine crash diet. Women were advised to try this for two days and see a quick weight loss: eat 1 egg in any style for breakfast without butter, alongside a glass of white wine; for lunch, two eggs of any style, with two glasses of white wine; and finally, for dinner, 1 steak and the rest of the bottle of white wine. Brown later expanded the diet to incorporate a glass of orange juice.
The book notes that theres not an excuse for being fat and that not only is claiming glandular disorders a cop-out (Doctors find that behind nearly every fat person lies a history of compulsive, secretive eating) and that women fresh from childbirth have proved they can be slim again quick.
Look: I love Cher, and I think her video for If I Could Turn Back Time is nothing less than iconic who else could pull off what is essentially black electric tape to keep from indecent exposure?
But alas, this book offers both diet and exercise advice that isnt entirely transparent or informed about Good and Bad food. It was 1991 and the world was afraid of fats, so this particular diet eschewed fat in favor of complex carbs.
Dairy products are not good for us. I weaned myself from whole milk to nonfat milk if Im having milk at all. I think cheese is one of the worst things for the body. It doesnt digest well, and most cheeses are too high in fat and cholesterol, she writes in the book, also noting that while filming Witches of Eastwick, she participated in binge eating, which she resolved by sustaining herself on microwaved sweet potatoes, baked potatoes, and Caesar saladswhich is also not great?
Also worth noting here that the cowriter, who is a nutritionist, is a sports nutritionist whose work specializes in high-performing, professional athletes. The advice here isnt even MEANT for the average person, despite being sold to them.
Carbs were the enemy when this book published in the mid-1960s, and the provocative title really isnt as out there as it sounds when you realize the diet is about eating higher-fat and richer foods that dont have a lot of carbs. So indeed, one of the sample lunches included had a martini as a drink option, alongside a cream of mushroom soup, chicken salad, mayonnaise, melon, and coffee with creamer (as opposed to a Coke, club sandwich, and apple pie).
But more than the push for swapping all carbs for as few carbs as possible and what makes this book noteworthy, even if the author may not be memorable is this is where the familiar conversions of food to exercise came from. Want to know how many calories it takes to digest certain foods? Indeed, you can find it here.
There is a lot of drinking in this book, which is, I guess, great if you like martinis as part of your diet all the time. You can cover the smell of the liquor with your allotted peppermints and chewing gum, though.
DJ Tanner doesnt eat a solid diet, encourages a breastfeeding woman to ditch cheese because surely she could stand to shed a few pounds, and believes that if you just pray, your weight problems might be resolved. Really. Jesus might solve your eating disorder and thats not to say faith cant help you, but real psychological disorders, including eating disorders, also require professional help.
Bures general philosophies are questionable at best (shes anti-vaccine) and pair that with showing how she herself eats what is a restrictive diet, the rhetoric that most people need to just try a little harder, and how she talks about how others should eat puts this squarely in the nah box.
Shes not a dietician, a doctor, or anywhere in the health world.
A lot of reviews talk about the timeless tips in this one, and most of whats cited is pretty harmless, including using olive oil to remove makeup.
But one of the quotable lines in this particular title is everything you see, I owe to spaghetti. Yes, indeed, this beautiful woman enjoys spaghetti. Whats not mentioned is that comes into play in her monthly 3-day crash diet of 1000 calories. The three days have different meals, but they boil down to very little food in order to achieve that spaghetti excitement. And if youre hungry, youre permitted to enjoy snacks of peppers or tomatoes with garlic salt.
If youre now unable to stop thinking about diet and wellness books packed with terrible advice, youll want to pop on over to a piece by Aubrey Gordon in Self about her own obsession with these books and what theyve taught her about the culture surrounding diet and wellness.
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