You know the drill when it comes to losing weight: take in fewer calories, burn more calories. But you also know that most diets and quick weight-loss plans don't work as promised. If you're trying to drop a few pounds fast, these expert tips will make it easy for you to lose the weight quickly.
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from Stealth Health (Reader's Digest Association Books)
And about to get a whole lot healthier.
Some people like to travel by train because it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of an airplane.
Dennis Miller
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, OK, folks, were gonna be taking off in a just fewwhoa! Here we go.
Kevin Nealon
I cant wait until your vacation is over. Everyone following you on Instagram
@kristencarney
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
@sixthformpoet
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
From clientsfromhell.net
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, Teach me everything you know.
@NicCageMatch
Just because you cant dance doesnt mean you shouldnt dance. Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didnt want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and thats the law.
Jerry Seinfeld
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horses mouth?
A: A mechanic.
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How to Lose Weight: 40 Fast, Easy Tips - Reader's Digest
